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Post by Forum Master on Jun 29, 2007 21:33:57 GMT 8
Okay peeps! Share your jokes here! Make sure all are appropriate for ALL AGES!!  |
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Post by Forum Master on Jun 29, 2007 21:37:04 GMT 8
Lemme start e ball rolling..
Dalam byk2 bangsa, bangsa maner la yang paling kuat? Sile jawab..
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Post by hudalee on Jun 30, 2007 14:14:17 GMT 8
Bangsawan (My mum read this and gave me that answer.) Lol!
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Post by Forum Master on Jun 30, 2007 16:06:56 GMT 8
Bangsawan (My mum read this and gave me that answer.) Lol! hah, good try huda..wrg answer... ;D |
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Post by hudalee on Jul 1, 2007 17:41:02 GMT 8
Okay...my mum gave another answer. "Bangsa Bangsa Bersatu"
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Post by Forum Master on Jul 1, 2007 19:08:51 GMT 8
Okay...my mum gave another answer. "Bangsa Bangsa Bersatu" hehe..another gd try.. wrg ans! ;D okay here a clue.. no nid to tink so far.. and as e title of this board implies.. teka-teki/ Lame jokes... |
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Post by amy on Jul 1, 2007 19:09:25 GMT 8
hahahah...cant think of that. LOL. kk try mine.
biler sorang2 dia tau. Biler dengan dua orang. Dua-dua tau. Biler bertiga. Satu je yang tau. Yang lain tak tau. Teka ape yg diaorg tau tu??
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Post by Forum Master on Jul 1, 2007 19:12:01 GMT 8
hahahah...cant think of that. LOL. kk try mine. biler sorang2 dia tau. Biler dengan dua orang. Dua-dua tau. Biler bertiga. Satu je yang tau. Yang lain tak tau. Teka ape yg diaorg tau tu?? i tink i know the answer.. bt hmmm.. let e otherz try ah.. hahaha...very2 good one amy!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by firdaus on Jul 1, 2007 20:34:34 GMT 8
hmm... yang paling kuat aku tak tahu kalau paling lembek(direct translation - soft; also means not strong), aku a tahu melayu pasal me layuahli2 bahasa should seriously change the definition of layu its bad for the psychology of orang-orang melayu  |
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Post by Forum Master on Jul 1, 2007 21:24:25 GMT 8
hmm... yang paling kuat aku tak tahu kalau paling lembek(direct translation - soft; also means not strong), aku a tahu melayu pasal me layuahli2 bahasa should seriously change the definition of layu its bad for the psychology of orang-orang melayu wow firdaus.. gd try man.. even i didnt tink of it b4 so lemem end this..heheh jengs.. the answer.. Bangsa Melayu laa..Pasal, melayu boleh makan pucuk PAKU, ubi KAYU, belimbing BESI, jambu BATU, and many many more..heeh..kuat kn? But on the other hand.. bro firdaus answer sumhw sets me tinking too...hehe.. oritez..pple try Amy's one!! u will laugh man!! ;D |
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Post by hudalee on Jul 1, 2007 23:33:27 GMT 8
Haha...Lol! My mum translated it for me. A good one!
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Post by amy on Jul 2, 2007 23:38:34 GMT 8
LOL...tak terfikir ku melayu makan tu semua. Hahahaha..iye tak iye jugak. Badang pun kalah. Hahahaha
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Post by amy on Jul 4, 2007 17:41:30 GMT 8
Kalau orang melayu nampak budak yang muka dia sepasang dia panggil kembar, Orang Inggeris pula panggil Twins, ape agaknya orang Jepun panggil eh?
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Post by amy on Jul 4, 2007 17:46:27 GMT 8
Nak dengar satu cerita pelik tak?
Adelah al-kisahnye pasal orang ni yang tak pernah bercakap sejak dia kecil lagi. Setiap hari, maknye akan menyuruh dia bercakap. Tapi dia hanya mendiamkan diri. Bila dia dah berumur 30 tahun, barulah dia mula bercakap. Agak2 korang perkataan ape yang keluar dari mulut dia dulu?
Lagi satu cerita nie amat menyeramkan...
Ari tu aku tenga naik bas ar. Skali bas tu tiba2 jalan slow. Aku pun jenguklah kat luar tingkap. Rupe2nye ade accident la. Moto langgar dengan kereta. Ish3 memang dasyat. Yang paling mengerikan tu..ish2...putus habis. Aku nak cerita pun takut ar. Hish..darah dia mengalir everywhere. Dia putus memang putus abis... Tsk..
Teka bende ape yang putus tu?
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Post by amy on Jul 9, 2007 16:04:54 GMT 8
nobody get my jokes? Alaa kesiannye.
K the first answer is "sama muka"
the second one is dia cakap : " Testing,testing one two three.."
and the last one is Putus Selipar. Hahahaha
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