g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Nov 4, 2007 14:30:03 GMT 8
okok, here's mine
a man convicted of genocide is on deathrow
his cell is furnished with only a saw and a chair
yet he managed to escape on a horse.
how is that possible?
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amy
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Post by amy on Nov 4, 2007 23:05:07 GMT 8
wah...chiminology jokes..hahaha
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Post by Ct_KuZ on Nov 5, 2007 14:11:39 GMT 8
hiran2 ish2
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Nov 6, 2007 20:31:13 GMT 8
more of a grammatical joke actually...
here's one more if you cant figure out the first one
pretend:
I am a general leading my 10, 000 odd soldiers to a war with you(the reader), who is also of same ranking and same no. of soldiers. when we engage in battle, who will win?
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Post by Ct_KuZ on Nov 12, 2007 16:30:30 GMT 8
me arh i guess
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Nov 12, 2007 17:09:14 GMT 8
nope...say give up then i'll reveil the answer (like duh! lol-ing)..
k, the first one goes like this
The criminal uses the saw to saw the chair in HALF.
Two HALVES make a WHOLE.
He escapes through the HOLE.
Shouts till he's HOARSE.
Then escapes into the sunset on the HORSE.
the cap words are the "grammatical jokes"
tk paham tkpe...lol =)
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Post by firdaus on Nov 12, 2007 21:42:46 GMT 8
nope...say give up then i'll reveil the answer (like duh! lol-ing).. k, the first one goes like this The criminal uses the saw to saw the chair in HALF. Two HALVES make a WHOLE. He escapes through the HOLE. Shouts till he's HOARSE. Then escapes into the sunset on the HORSE. the cap words are the "grammatical jokes" tk paham tkpe...lol =) Haha!! Style... i like |
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amy
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Post by amy on Nov 12, 2007 22:01:56 GMT 8
yeah...tak pernah dengar this kind of grammatical jokes. Teruji aku punye english..HAHAHAH
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Nov 15, 2007 10:01:57 GMT 8
sorry eh if my jokes are in English
the only malay jokes i make are very crappy
here's another one
more of a joke actually
Priest 1:Our church is very kind. whatever money in the money box, we donate it to the Pope.
Priest 2:Really? We however let God decide where the money goes.
Priest 1:What do you mean?
Priest 2:we take the money back home, place it on the blanket and throw it towards the Heavens. whatever God wants, he keeps it for himself, whatever falls back to the ground we keep.
please tell me if you guys rather not have this joke....=)
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Post by Forum Master on Nov 15, 2007 19:49:22 GMT 8
sorry eh if my jokes are in English the only malay jokes i make are very crappy here's another one more of a joke actually Priest 1:Our church is very kind. whatever money in the money box, we donate it to the Pope. Priest 2:Really? We however let God decide where the money goes. Priest 1:What do you mean? Priest 2:we take the money back home, place it on the blanket and throw it towards the Heavens. whatever God wants, he keeps it for himself, whatever falls back to the ground we keep. please tell me if you guys rather not have this joke....=) haha..took me awhile to get this joke! nice one! |
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Post by Forum Master on Nov 15, 2007 21:26:55 GMT 8
Another one from me..kinda lame..
Dalam byk2 sungai kt dunia ni, sungai maner yg org tk berenang/mandi? ;D
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Post by amy on Nov 16, 2007 9:13:44 GMT 8
sungai kadut? hahahaha ntah...
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Post by amy on Nov 16, 2007 9:14:00 GMT 8
er....the priest one is funny. Hahaha..
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Nov 16, 2007 22:20:46 GMT 8
sungai tepi rumah pak mat tempei? tah tak tau ar...mlayu aku bukan bagos sangat....lol
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Post by Forum Master on Nov 16, 2007 23:29:33 GMT 8
Another one from me..kinda lame.. Dalam byk2 sungai kt dunia ni, sungai maner yg org tk berenang/mandi? ;D haha..mcm lemau je ni joke..tkpe..i assume u guys give up:P the answer is.... Dalam byk2 sungai...sungai org tk berenang yelah..... ... .... .... ...... .......SUNGAI ROAD!!!!!!!!  |
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