g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Feb 23, 2008 1:11:54 GMT 8
the $$$ riddle is: i dun think you can withdraw $101 from ANY bank.
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Feb 23, 2008 1:16:02 GMT 8
i entered a lift with fourteen people. on my destination floor, two people came out with me. how many people were left in the lift?
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azmi
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Post by azmi on Feb 25, 2008 23:00:10 GMT 8
Hmm...Let me guess, is it just 2 ppl left in the lift ?
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amy
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Post by amy on Feb 27, 2008 18:13:42 GMT 8
hahaha... ya the first answer is correct. The second answer is wrong cos it doesnt belong to anyone as the peathingy cannot lay egg at all..huhu
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Post by amy on Feb 27, 2008 18:16:34 GMT 8
for the answer riddle..is the man might have a few dollars more in the bank..so he doesnt owe the bank any money..haha
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Feb 28, 2008 17:18:42 GMT 8
Lame Joke:
its a very long joke so bear with it please =P
A man enters a pet store looking for a special pet
How bout a bird? the shopkeeper ask.
Nah, too talkative was the man's reply
I want something special. outta this world. one of a kind.
OK la Boss. I was saving this up for a special customer.
upon saying that, the shopkeeper took out a cardboard box and inside was a milipede
What's so special about that? was the skeptcic reply.
Well, its a talking milipede, the shopkeeper said proudly.
I'll take it!
The man brought the milipede home and said
"How bout a pint or two at the bar?"
the milipede didnt answer.
thinking that maybe it need time to adjust to its surrounding, the man left the milipede alone for a hour
An hour passed and the man asked the same question
Again the milipede didnt respond
the man was starting to feel ripped off so he gave the milipede another hour or else he was gonna get a refund
Another hour passed and the man shouted at the top of his lungs
HOW BOUT A PINT OR TWO AT THE BAR!!!!!
to which the milipede replied
I HEARD YOU THE LAST COUPLE HOURS! I JUST HAVE TO FINISH TIEING MY SHOES!!
kwang kwang kwang
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Feb 28, 2008 17:36:59 GMT 8
Why was the UN worried when a waiter dropped his tray?
Cos it was the fall of Turkey, China was broken and Greece(Grease) was overthrown
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amy
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Post by amy on Mar 7, 2008 11:02:33 GMT 8
lol..i like the joke bout the millipede..so funny..huhu
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Post by amy on Mar 31, 2008 0:07:36 GMT 8
1. Can you lift an elephant with one hand?
2. Two students are sitting on opposite sides of the same desk. There is nothing in between them but the desk. Why can't they see each other?
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Post by firdaus on Apr 5, 2008 16:23:44 GMT 8
Why was the UN worried when a waiter dropped his tray? Cos it was the fall of Turkey, China was broken and Greece(Grease) was overthrown lol |
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Apr 8, 2008 23:18:59 GMT 8
they are not facing each other
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Apr 8, 2008 23:21:03 GMT 8
How do elephants hide in custard?
they paint their feet yellow
huh? never seen them?
see, its effective. =)
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g41j1n
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Post by g41j1n on Apr 8, 2008 23:23:18 GMT 8
if 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what 4 and 5?
9!!! hahahaha
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Post by MSyaheerN on Apr 10, 2008 12:42:14 GMT 8
1.One day a midget witch(Bomoh Kenit) broke out of prison. What was the headline news the day after?
2. A judge went to a costume party dressed as a robber and was caught by the police. After the misunderstanding was cleared, the police learnt one lesson, what is it?
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Post by firdaus on Apr 10, 2008 22:48:15 GMT 8
1.One day a midget witch(Bomoh Kenit) broke out of prison. What was the headline news the day after?
Small Medium At Large! |
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